Current Drink

Alchy Cherry Coke 3 shots of Cherry Brandy (or similar. Cherry vodka is REALLY great.) 3 shots of Vodka (plain) Fill the glass up with Coke (liquid one) of your choice. I am using Pepsi MAX and a 3/4 pint glass. O, man, I need this, and deserve this.

Who Needs Sleep

I have SO much to do and haven't been able to be up before 5pm.
(Can't sleep till dawn.)
By that time EVERYTHING is closed, and it IS the end of a year time,
many places are never open anyway.
God, I just want my car to start, so I can go away.
Let me go away, with my dogs...

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Who needs sleep?
Well you're never gonna get it
Who needs sleep?
Tell me what's that for
Who needs sleep?
Be happy with what you get
And there's a guy that's been awake
since the second world war

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It was Official

and once again, I hate Christmas. Suites me, I am not christian anyway.

Do You Think

Yoko Ono started all of this? Coz we don't think she's hot, never was, and never will. If she did, then we'd better gang up and kill that woman. I do, somehow, think she has really nothing to do with this, she is above all that, or, more like, ...WHAT THE HELL IS SHE???? (A cave woman??)

Shopping (What was your best shopping this year??)

The best thing I bought this year (so far) was; Compact Heated Eyelash Curler. It was only a quid to buy, and it REALLY x3 works. I am in love with this thing. My stubborn eyelashes are now standing like they just watched Citizen Kane for the first time. The worst thing I bought this year has to be; Panasonic DMR-E55. Spent all my birthday money on this junk, I could have gone for a Sanyo budget model and would be happy as Bailey. This shite don't even takes DVD-RW. And I can't afford DVD-RAM, they cost like a tenner each! I keep taping things with all these commercials, PERMANENTLY!! I will watch Harry Potter or something in 2015 and laugh at the Marks & Spencer TV ad, saying, "Who the hell is Rupert Everrete??" "Who is that bitch in corsette??" Anyway...

Dopie, man,

I wanna shop your veggies......!!! And stop telling me that the first dance is one of the requirements for my application.

I Wanna Shop Your Veggies!!

That is definitely THE line for this Christmas. I will doubtlessly shout that at random people and freak them out. The Christmas Party went well. Yeah, better than well. (Yeah, he wants meeee...) Had about 8 pints of Carlsberg, I was merry though was funnily sober enough to walk my boss home. What a nice person am I? Am SOOO in love with Dopie-dude, for him to slurrrr pints off while I grab him and shout, "You are a terrible, terrible boss and I hate you!!" I turned up to work this morning and wasn't fired, so, there you go. Free cheers to COSTA land.