When you go out to get really drunk,
because you are fed up with your current situation,
the last thing you want is to bump into your ex,
with love of his life whom you were told you never live up to.
The good thing is that he is so unrecognizablly changed, thanks to his newer ex who told him to grow
bush on his face,
you could almost convince yourself that the person is actually NOT the person you were with for 13 months and in the end left you for your exact replica, only prettier.
I thank thee Philly, I did have good time in the end.
