Listening to your boyfriend (now ex) goes on and on how much he admires this actress from a 70s lame BBC comedy show, how she is his dream woman and is perfect, and think "You are weirdo and a half, you should get yourself a Mrs Robinson because I am only 5 yrs older than you and not at all old enough (Like, by 40 yrs.)";
2.80p (Two cans of Fosters.)
Listening to your boyfriend (now ex) rambling on how diffrent and not at all his ideal you are compare to this actress who screaches at her on-screen husband because he told her that he won't get her a fancy flocks since they are leading the self-efficiency life style and think "Did I ever ask you to get me anything fancy, or ANYTHING? Beside you always conveniently disappeared before any event so you don't have to pay for anything.";
4.20p (Three cans of Stella Artois.)
Listening to your boyfriend (now ex) pointing at this actress, aged same as your mum and playing a wife of a nutty dentist, who looks like the actress mentioned above, and heatedly telling you that they are so his dream women and they must be related, and think "GOD, you are a pervert, all the women you like must be related in order to have one big orgy with you at once.";
10quid (One bottle of good vodka and Pepsi MAX.)
Seeing the actress mentioned above in a TV ad for pension, without credit to her name;
PRICELESS.
Her anagrams is: Fine tickle lady.
I always liked Margo lot better anyway, by the way.
