Bank Holiday

Is this bank holiday today? And so, why am I working?

Underwear Eater

is in my flat. she is locked up in the cage to do her time now. (Refer My Photo.)

Marquee

Got attacked by a tent. Was working in a tent and bloody British summer wind blew the entire tent, or marquee, off into sky, knocking off few of us, carrying it for half way down the hockey field, dumping it on (thank goodness) nobody. I was actually hit by a large extension cord carrier (red in colour and weighs about half a stone) on me cheek, not the metal poles, but still. My face has sort of a black eye, though it is NOT on the eye area. Work mates kept asking how was my face. It actually hurts in weird places (like me teeth and my gum) and in our Grand Summer Ball I had to wear Christina Aguilera like thick make up so customers wouldn't be put off from buying chips and bangers. It's been a week since and is just getting worse. And boss just rung me asking to do the same shift tomorrow. Thanks, Dopie (!)

Wedding Dresses and Bog Rolls

When looking for wedding dresses, they all appear to be white (except for few of these for 2nd or 3rd timers, which are obviously in real colours.) But, in fact, they are all in different shades, like, ivory, dark ivory, gold, pink, or even blue. When was looking for them, it felt like looking into shades of bog rolls. They actually have so much in common, like, they don't have shades of black (NEVER), all shades are very subtle, and that they want to appear to be clean. Thought, that was significant.

Unisex

It's not only in Ally McBeal you find them, yes, we do have a unisex. I don't get this since we hire so many bouncers to keep tracks of people who go in there, and so if anyone doesn't come out for over 5 min they go in and ask them to stop shagging in the cubicle. All we got to do is to have another toilet. I am, actually, a bit tired of explaining that that is a unisex like 50 times a night. It IS surprising how many people get coy about peeing with opposite sex present in the room. Again, this is so wrong to have a unisex with condom dispensers in it.

CIA

does web site to seek candidates for the position??? Can I apply to be a spy over the internet now??? I was still shocked to learn you folks do divorce via drive-throughs. I'm suing Damian. Apparently, can do that over the ineternet, too.

Isn't it amazing how

People do anything for a shag? I saw the laziest people at work began moving like a hamster on a wheel all of sudden one night, and scurrying off into darkness with customers afterward. I must say I do that, too, though, not exactly for a shag. This makes me wonder, though. If I was mopping the floor like the fastest forwarding video tape, just because I know he may or may not be in my place, because I left my keys out in our little secret place, does that mean I like this guy? I was thinking how much I hate this guy and how much I do not wish to see him ever again up until the very last day. I rehearsed a million times how to say, "No, I don't want to see you tonight," over the phone, and he calls, what did I say? "Yeah, no probs, keys will be in the same place." What the fuck is wrong with meeee??? I don't even know if I like this guy or not!!! Even if I was degreasing the entire wall within 3 minutes.