My crush tells me that that bitch whale actually did make a pass, after he declared to her that he is with someone.
I am not usually good at spotting things between two lovebirds, but, this time I was right and wasn't even being paranoia. Ohh, well.
My proud trick/hobby/advantage is to entertain my guests REAL well, by opening up my precious mini-bar and mix these bottles in nice combinations, using the HUGO BOSS shaker and the double ended measuring cup. I can come up with so many cocktail recipes after another, using some booze I never even drink.
Once I mixed this drink and brought it over to a garden party. Everyone had one small cupful each, and that was the end of it. People lost their will to speak, and even stopped passing their joints, coz they didn't have the needs for them any more, ha! It was my good that the drink was so SMOOTH, made it easier for them to finish it in almost one go. ...After people recovered I asked them to name this blue coloured cocktail, and it was decided to be called; SKY IS THE LIMIT. I wanted to call it, however, Lucy in The Sky (with diamond.)
So, last night I successfully drowned my crush with these nice ones. Oh, my, that man sure can drink. Yet, he passed out the minute he hit the pillow. That's the way I like my guest to sleep.
I am not usually good at spotting things between two lovebirds, but, this time I was right and wasn't even being paranoia. Ohh, well.
My proud trick/hobby/advantage is to entertain my guests REAL well, by opening up my precious mini-bar and mix these bottles in nice combinations, using the HUGO BOSS shaker and the double ended measuring cup. I can come up with so many cocktail recipes after another, using some booze I never even drink.
Once I mixed this drink and brought it over to a garden party. Everyone had one small cupful each, and that was the end of it. People lost their will to speak, and even stopped passing their joints, coz they didn't have the needs for them any more, ha! It was my good that the drink was so SMOOTH, made it easier for them to finish it in almost one go. ...After people recovered I asked them to name this blue coloured cocktail, and it was decided to be called; SKY IS THE LIMIT. I wanted to call it, however, Lucy in The Sky (with diamond.)
So, last night I successfully drowned my crush with these nice ones. Oh, my, that man sure can drink. Yet, he passed out the minute he hit the pillow. That's the way I like my guest to sleep.
