Current Drink

Alchy Cherry Coke 3 shots of Cherry Brandy (or similar. Cherry vodka is REALLY great.) 3 shots of Vodka (plain) Fill the glass up with Coke (liquid one) of your choice. I am using Pepsi MAX and a 3/4 pint glass. O, man, I need this, and deserve this.

Who Needs Sleep

I have SO much to do and haven't been able to be up before 5pm.
(Can't sleep till dawn.)
By that time EVERYTHING is closed, and it IS the end of a year time,
many places are never open anyway.
God, I just want my car to start, so I can go away.
Let me go away, with my dogs...

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Who needs sleep?
Well you're never gonna get it
Who needs sleep?
Tell me what's that for
Who needs sleep?
Be happy with what you get
And there's a guy that's been awake
since the second world war

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It was Official

and once again, I hate Christmas. Suites me, I am not christian anyway.

Do You Think

Yoko Ono started all of this? Coz we don't think she's hot, never was, and never will. If she did, then we'd better gang up and kill that woman. I do, somehow, think she has really nothing to do with this, she is above all that, or, more like, ...WHAT THE HELL IS SHE???? (A cave woman??)

Shopping (What was your best shopping this year??)

The best thing I bought this year (so far) was; Compact Heated Eyelash Curler. It was only a quid to buy, and it REALLY x3 works. I am in love with this thing. My stubborn eyelashes are now standing like they just watched Citizen Kane for the first time. The worst thing I bought this year has to be; Panasonic DMR-E55. Spent all my birthday money on this junk, I could have gone for a Sanyo budget model and would be happy as Bailey. This shite don't even takes DVD-RW. And I can't afford DVD-RAM, they cost like a tenner each! I keep taping things with all these commercials, PERMANENTLY!! I will watch Harry Potter or something in 2015 and laugh at the Marks & Spencer TV ad, saying, "Who the hell is Rupert Everrete??" "Who is that bitch in corsette??" Anyway...

Dopie, man,

I wanna shop your veggies......!!! And stop telling me that the first dance is one of the requirements for my application.

I Wanna Shop Your Veggies!!

That is definitely THE line for this Christmas. I will doubtlessly shout that at random people and freak them out. The Christmas Party went well. Yeah, better than well. (Yeah, he wants meeee...) Had about 8 pints of Carlsberg, I was merry though was funnily sober enough to walk my boss home. What a nice person am I? Am SOOO in love with Dopie-dude, for him to slurrrr pints off while I grab him and shout, "You are a terrible, terrible boss and I hate you!!" I turned up to work this morning and wasn't fired, so, there you go. Free cheers to COSTA land.

Smash that Thug

I've decided to tell my EX that I am getting married. In my opinion, this goit woudn't leave me alone even if I have done so already, so I didn't tell him. Rather wanted to keep away from the goit all together. But now, he's asking me for threesome with his new ex and just simple shag every week. I've got to tell him to sod off. What is the best way to do this? I want to see him REACT (so am going to meet the guy when I tell,) hopefully gobsmacked. Any idea for doing it? Anyone?

3SUM

My ex txts me, asking if I want to have threesome with him and a girl. I hate this guy since he left me for another girl, and we haven't spoken since. I was taken by quite a shock, so txted back saying no. But also was a bit curious on his recent sexual life, so txted again asking who he's asking me with. Turns out, HE WAS ASKING ME TO HAVE THREESOME WITH HIM AND THE GIRL WHOM HE LEFT ME FOR. Oh, yeah, I got tricked there, I called him and yelled and yelled. He hooked up with this girl after he dumped me, (he left me saying he met someone he'd like to go out with,) and they broke up after a few months, now she is coming back from wherever for a holiday shag, and they thought it would be brill to ask me. Oh, sod off, you are sodding lunatic psycho.

Christmas Partyyyy

Am off to the annual staff party tomorrow.

In my sad social life, this so SADLY is the biggest event of the year, especially since I've managed to hook up with my boss in one of these, though, must say, am not that looking forward to it.
It usually runs for 12 hrs, and I never drink that hard else time.

Come to think of it, the biggest non-alcoholic event of the year is, clearly, the Summer Ball, which leads, without fail, to about 10 hrs of drinking and makes the whole thing 30 hrs or so to complete.

I must wonder though, WHY I always get drunk with work people, as in, with my bosses??

I remember the last time I got dumped, I began drinking the second he left my place, start calling mum 15 min later (already drunk), crying for next 4 hrs, went on drinking at my local for another few hrs... and the bosses were there.

I love them, in a very selfish AND a self conscious way; I am well aware that they don't love me and that I can't count on them. But they are (again, sadly,) very knowledgeable on my love life, and I do know that if I bitch about my ex, they will do nothing but to slag him off, because they just KNOW.

It is like a lukewarm bath, you are too comfy sitting in it, and you just know it is harshly cold when you get out of it.

With much appreciation,

Your Executive Kitchen Bitch.