Pepper bomb (silly)

Who ever gets pissed off would do this. It could be the salt bomb sometimes, I personally prefer pepper, is easier to clean up after. I mean, what sort of a brain you got on your bloody shoulder to think grabbing handful of pepper bags and throw them at me would be fantastical, just because I wouldn't give you extra cheese or extra red sauce on your chips. You are supposed to be in the height of your academic career, you are a uni student, shouldn't you care to at least debate on that, on the number of nuggets, on the position of cheese on chips, on the temp. of buns, instead of throwing bloddy salt 'n' pepper, even if you are wankered with snaky B. I would be more than happy to debate on them topics with as much knowledge on every subject as possible, before the closing argument; "I'm not serving you." in addition to the snapping finegr at the securities, so you'd be escorted out. That's why I am EXECUTIVE kitchin bitch.