Wednesday 1 February 2006

Mum's the Word

Generalization of me, by me mum.
Chain smoking,
midriff showing,
nose ring baring
bisexual
who has many lovers.
Mum, are you sure you weren't talking about Britney?? I don't smoke, and I was never bisexual (I hate bi.) let alone I ever go to work showing my belly ring (which she doesn't know about.) Never had whole bunch of boys, to lift me up, show me off... 
Afterall, this is the same person who thought I couldn't eat shrimp.
Oh, mom....