Thursday 2 December 2010

Spencer Texts Me Tonight

This guy lives on my desk in my office.
We've been through together a LOT.
at 9pm, telling me there is 1 day only 75% OFF sale on Men's lambs wool jumpers.

Yes, Marks & Spencer is having a pre Christmas sale tomorrow, people.

I was slightly annoyed about the txt. M&S should not do this to single people, I dare say.

I mean, it's bad enough to receive a txt message at this time of the night when one is single, after not receiving any for almost 2 weeks (mainly because I stopped drunk txting random people; well done! me,) and the phone tells me it's from an unknown number by ringing the special "it's an unknown number" ring tone, which means it could be from any people whose number I have erased, only to find out it's a SALE text about something you only possibly need if you have a partner who is fond of lambswool sweater (i.e. my ex.)

I should make an official complaint to M&S, I think I should. Their marketing people suck, they should REALLY look into singletons' psychology, because that's where the money is. (I mean, look at all these dating sites and porn sites, they ARE the money!)

It's snowing again in South West. Bet M25 will be a chocker tomorrow.

2 comments:

  1. Damn. I'm being tricked too. I thought Spencer is your new/old fling and was expecting some juicy drama :p gggrrr to M&S!

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  2. In that case I should have said,
    "Mark texts me tonight, Spencer, too"
    Hehe.

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